Wooden Christmas Ornament The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse, Cousin Eddie, National Lampoon Vacation, Wood Slices

Description

This “The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse” hand finished wooden Christmas ornament is the perfect way to celebrate the craziest Christmas ever! Each ornament is hand cut from a Colorado Aspen or Birch log, burned with a laser engraver in our workshop, then hand sanded. A decorative ribbon is attached for easy hanging on any tree. Each ornament is approximately 3.5″ diameter, and 3/8″ thick (each varies slightly). Each wood slice is unique, making a fun One of a Kind treasure!

A name, date, or short message can be added to the back free of charge.

These are a beautiful addition to your tree — purchase them as a family gift, stocking stuffer, or just spoil yourself with something hand made!

Please note these are made from reclaimed tree branches, each one will be different!!!

Clark: This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny you know what Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.